Secretary Birds (cont.)

So after leaving the café, filled to the brim with caramel mocha and information, I went straight home. I sat down staring at the Google.com page like an FBI agent looking for the murder weapon. I was absolutely invested and smitten with the idea of these glorious animals, and I felt a surge of inspiration. As you know from my last post, I have been in a slump recently, after putting those Christmas lights on the toilet two months ago. That was absolutley genius, and drained me of the energy necessary to create another piece of beauty. Although I hate to admit it, those two hapless women from the café have given me my muse: a beautiful creature, living right under my nose, near the equator. And so I spent to rest of the day, as well as the next, to create my newest illustrative masterpiece!! Behold, and be amazed.

So here is what I have learned this week:

• Women do not understand the point of a café. If you're going to speak loudly, especially about fascinating birds, expect your handsome and stylish neighbor to stare at you and scoot closer to you with every intriguing statement.
• Secretary birds are gorgeous, sensual modern day raptors that should be protected by the U.N., and I curse the 24 years that I've spent on this Earth ignorant of their existence.
• Separating whites from colors in the wash is actually really important (more info to follow soon).